Things that Suck Harder, or That I Imagine Would Suck Harder, Than My Day

1. Anal Cancer
2. My fantasy football team
3. Your Mom*
4. That whole Holocaust thing
5. Jumping off the Empire State Building and landing on a bicycle with no seat**
6. Industrial Air Cast Iron Pump Compressor - 4.5 HP, 60 Gallon, Model# ILA8046065
7. This post

*Only applicable for John Dabiri of Pasadena, CA.
**Cross-reference with "Grosser than Gross".